Vote me for President

The world would be a better place is everyone owned a dalmatian.


Make like a dalmatian and ask me a question.   

All I want for my birthday is someone to give a fuck.

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  • People: Hey! It's your birthday today! Happy Birthday!
  • Me: Mm, yeah it's exciting isn't it?
  • People: Don't you like celebrating your birthday?
  • Me: No, not really.
  • People: Why?
  • Me: Because it reminds me that I'm still alive.
People I work with. 4 more days. #fuckallofyou

People I work with. 4 more days. #fuckallofyou

Anonymous asked: دنته انسان حيوان وقذر :) رووح احرق نفسك يامعفن ياجاهل ياحثاله ولك تفووووو فلسطين حره فوق راسك انت واشكالك ياحيوان

Sorry, I don’t speak terrorist

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heycarolynz:

It’s always me wondering if he thinks about me as much as I think about him

Of course I do ! =P

Fucking hate it here. So many fake people and bitches.

Fucking hate it here. So many fake people and bitches.

Holy hell

Haven’t been on here in forever

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  • My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸. I hate Italy with a passion. #Spain #italysucks #euro12 (Taken with Instagram)

🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸. I hate Italy with a passion. #Spain #italysucks #euro12 (Taken with Instagram)

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